Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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