So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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