Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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