i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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