we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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