Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have aggressive nipples.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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