okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I want a musical about memes.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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