Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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