I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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