I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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