what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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