It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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