Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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