Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
home. puking in laundry basket.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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