I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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