what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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