Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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