I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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