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(646): View more from New York

We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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mom would be proud

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.

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(775): View more from Nevada

She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

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(478): View more from Georgia

We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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(325): View more from Texas

I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either

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(+61): View more from Australia

Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?

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(801): View more from Utah

I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.

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(941): View more from Florida

He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...

(1-941): View more from Florida

This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.

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