That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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