six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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