Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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