I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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