Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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