3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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