I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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