Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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