Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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