uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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