it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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