Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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