you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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