I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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