I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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