What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
