with your own penis?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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