He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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