Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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