You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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