The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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