Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Randomize
