is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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