I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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