Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize