talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize