About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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