Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
