I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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