If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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