Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
i think im in europe. pls send help
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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