do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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