everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
