so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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