It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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