His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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